One of my M&M's fell on the floor

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 09/03/2015 at 16:07 • Filed to: Firstworldproblems

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

Svend > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 16:11

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When you say an M&M, do you mean a chocolate one or a peanut one?

If chocolate, meh!

If peanut, oh for the grace of god why????? Why have you forsaken thee? Why lord, why?

Party-vi > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 16:21

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They don’t.

Takuro Spirit > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 16:21

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CalzoneGolem > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 16:25

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This is very important, what color and kind was it?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 16:30

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Because you touch yourself at night...

Nerd-Vol > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 16:37

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Sending prayers your direction.

fhrblig > Takuro Spirit 09/03/2015 at 17:13

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Now my coworkers want to know why I’m laughing.

fhrblig > Svend 09/03/2015 at 17:14

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Chocolate. Peanut ones wouldn’t work in my little desk dispenser.

fhrblig > CalzoneGolem 09/03/2015 at 17:14

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Green, and just regular-type.

fhrblig > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 09/03/2015 at 17:15

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Well, now I’m gonna do it more. That’ll learn ‘em.

Svend > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 17:25

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Phew, that was a close one. Hurrah for the peanuts (which are peas and not nut strangely).

Wait you have a little desk dispenser. (there’s no way I can say this that isn’t going to sound bad but hey) how American! Lol.

Tell me it’s motion activated, please.

fhrblig > Svend 09/03/2015 at 18:39

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This is it. You press the mouse, he pretends to type, then it dumps a handful of candy out. It’s also as loud as a single cylinder 2-stroke engine.

Svend > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 19:21

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Oh, so when you said a little desk dispenser, you meant a little desk dispenser and not what I though was a little dispenser on your desk. Well that’s just cool.

fhrblig > Svend 09/03/2015 at 20:28

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Now I just need to find a miniature candy machine I can glue to it.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 21:14

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I had that happen to me once... was worse than the divorce....

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Svend 09/03/2015 at 21:15

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The peanut ones are the best ones. The chocolate ones suck!

fhrblig > Svend 09/03/2015 at 21:33

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If it had been peanut, I would have had to kill myself. I wouldn’t have been able to cope.

Svend > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 09/03/2015 at 21:34

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I totally agree, that’s why no harm (other than me pigging out on them) should come to them. :)

Svend > fhrblig 09/03/2015 at 22:09

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Lol. Peanuts rock. Yeeaaaaa.

CalzoneGolem > fhrblig 09/04/2015 at 08:25

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